grittyfic: (Torchwood SUV)
2010-09-05 08:10 pm

I don't get to drive 'em

Title: I don't get to drive 'em
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: Me
Rating: G
Word Count: 34
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Cars" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

I don't get to drive 'em )
grittyfic: (Default)
2010-08-28 08:35 pm

And they always get caught

Title: And they always get caught
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: Bank robbers
Rating: G
Word Count: 29
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Banks and banking" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

And they always get caught )
grittyfic: (Gwen)
2010-08-28 08:33 pm

The curse of "owning" a teen

Title: The curse of "owning" a teen
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: My daughter
Rating: G
Word Count: 34
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Mobile phones" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

The curse of 'owning' a teen )
grittyfic: (Torchwood SUV)
2010-08-28 08:28 pm

A Word of Warning, or "Red is Not Your Color"

Title: A Word of Warning, or "Red is Not Your Color"
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 32
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Summer heat" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

A Word of Warning )
grittyfic: (Four out of five)
2010-07-06 03:30 pm

Boing! Boing!

Title: Boing! Boing!
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: A kitten
Rating: G
Word Count: 35
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Cats" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Boing! Boing! )
grittyfic: (Default)
2010-07-06 03:26 pm

Assignation

Title: Assignation
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: A traveling tom, a pampered queen
Rating: G
Word Count: 35
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Cats" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Assignation )
grittyfic: (Ten and Jenny)
2010-06-01 03:10 pm

We're not so close any more

Title: We're not so close any more
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: The writer, an acquaintance
Rating: G
Word Count: 30 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Moon" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

We're not so close any more )
grittyfic: (Ten and Jenny)
2010-05-18 09:21 am

Whoops!

Title: Whoops!
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: The author and family
Rating: G
Word Count: 30 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Ocean" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Whoops! )
grittyfic: (Gwen)
2010-05-18 08:16 am

Borrrring!

Title: Borrrring!
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: The reader
Rating: G
Word Count: 30 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Ocean" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Borrrring! )
grittyfic: (Ianto on the phone)
2010-05-11 03:45 pm

Don't Pretend!

Title: Don't Pretend!
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: The reader
Rating: G
Word Count: 28 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "When asking a girl on a date" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Don't Pretend! )
grittyfic: (Salacious)
2010-04-12 03:37 pm

Wedding Woes

Title: Wedding Woes
Fandom: None
Genre: Six-Stanza Limerick
Characters: Me, Hubs, and others
Rating: G
Word Count: 184 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Wedding Day" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Wedding Woes )
grittyfic: (Chris and Ray)
2010-03-01 03:20 pm

Spring Break

Title: Spring Break
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: College kids
Rating: G
Word Count: 33 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Spring Break" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

Spring Break )
grittyfic: (Gene Genie)
2010-02-23 08:37 am

In Search of the Perfect Party

Title: In Search of the Perfect Party
Fandom: None
Genre: Triple Limerick
Characters: Me!
Rating: G
Word Count: 93 (according to MS Word)
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Mardi Gras" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at at my main blog.

In Search of the Perfect Party )
grittyfic: (Default)
2010-02-18 09:03 pm

Change is Good

Title: Change is Good
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 24
Warnings/Notes: For the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: Ray discusses Bodie's past

Change is Good )
grittyfic: (Professionals)
2010-02-14 10:57 pm

Rrrrrip

Title: Rrrrrip
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 55
Warnings/Notes: For the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: Ray has a close encounter; Bodie makes a pointed observation

Rrrrrip )
grittyfic: (Professionals)
2010-02-14 10:50 pm

On the Road(ie) Again

Title: On the Road(ie) Again
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: G
Word Count: 30
Warnings/Notes: Because they said rhyming "Bodie" was hard. For the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: To rhyme "Bodie" I had to go a little AU

On the Road(ie) Again )
grittyfic: (Professionals)
2010-02-14 10:46 pm

Shall I compare Ray to a summer's day? (Sonnet 18, revised)

Title: Shall I compare Ray to a summer's day? (Sonnet 18, revised)
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 110
Warnings/Notes: A discussion of sex complete with a couple of naughty words, and oh yeah, we ruined a(nother) perfectly good love poem. A joint effort with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] draycevixen for the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: Murder of Shakespeare's Sonnet 18

Shall I compare Ray to a summer's day? )
grittyfic: (Professionals)
2010-02-14 10:40 pm

How do I shag Ray? (Sonnet 43, revised)

Title: How do I shag Ray? (Sonnet 43, revised)
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 125
Warnings/Notes: A discussion of sex complete with a couple of naughty words, and oh yeah, we ruined a perfectly good love poem. A joint effort with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] draycevixen for the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: What did poor Elizabeth Barrett Browning ever do to us?

How do I shag Ray? )
grittyfic: (John in Starburst)
2010-02-08 12:54 pm

Oh What a Knight!

Title: Oh What a Knight!
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 35
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "Knight Life" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there and at my main blog.

Oh What a Knight! )
grittyfic: (Green Simm)
2010-02-04 08:45 am

The Stork Club

Title: The Stork Club
Fandom: None
Genre: Limerick
Characters: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 30
Notes / Warnings: Written for the "While spending a week in New York" prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ljlimericks. Cross-posted there.

The Stork Club )