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Title: How do I shag Ray? (Sonnet 43, revised)
Fandom: The Professionals
Genre: Poetry
Characters: Bodie/Doyle
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 125
Warnings/Notes: A discussion of sex complete with a couple of naughty words, and oh yeah, we ruined a perfectly good love poem. A joint effort with the lovely [ profile] draycevixen for the "Lyrical Lads" challenge at [ profile] teaandswissroll. Crossposted there and linked at my main blog. All things Professionals belong to Brian Clemens et. al. I'm just playing with them.
Summary: What did poor Elizabeth Barrett Browning ever do to us?

How do I shag Ray? (Sonnet 43, revised)

How do I shag Ray? Let me count the ways.
I shag him to the depth and breadth and height
My cock can reach, while feeling him up right
to the end of his own ideal Grace.
I shag him to the level of Raymond’s
frequent need, by day and through the night.
I shag him freely, work to get it right.
I shag him surely, as I hope for praise.
I shag him with a passion put to use
to free him of his old briefs, from him to get a raise.
I shag him with a love I seemed to lose
in my merc days – I shag him with the breath,
smiles, tears of all my life! – and, if Ray choose,
I’ll shag again when I have caught my breath.
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